You better watch out
You better not cry

You better not pout
I’m telling you why

Beware, I might be close enough to hear you if you cry.

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

I’m a stranger and I am coming to your house. I mean, you’ve heard of me, but we have never met. I’m like a creepy Uncle that your parents never invite over, but I don’t need to be invited. I will just show up.

He’s making a list,
Checking it twice;

I take extensive notes on the children I watch closely.

 
Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice.

I am watching everything that you do.

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

I’m a stranger and I am coming to your house. I mean, you’ve heard of me, but we have never met. I’m like a creepy Uncle that your parents never invite over, but I don’t need to be invited. I will just show up.

He sees you when you’re sleeping

I’m in your bedroom at night.

He knows when you’re awake

I don’t sleep so I can watch you during the day.

He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

Listen to everything your parents say because I can fucking see you!

With little tin horns and little toy drums

I have cool shit that you might want to play with.

Rooty toot toots and rummy tum tums

And drugs!

Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town
Santa Claus is coming to town

I’m a stranger and I am coming to your house. I mean, you’ve heard of me, but we have never met. I’m like a creepy Uncle that your parents never invite over, but I don’t need to be invited. I will just show up.

(Coming to town)
Santa’s a busy man he has no time to play
He’s got millions of stockings to fill on Christmas day

I don’t have time to fuck around because I have a lot of kids to keep an eye on.

(Santa Claus is coming to town)
(Coming to town)
(Santa Claus is coming to town)
(Coming to town)

 Yeah, like I said. I will be in your house and you’ll be sleeping and there is nothing you can do about it.